sometimes i just wish you could rip memories of someone out of your brain and throw them in the trash where they belong

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

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thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

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rubyandhergingercat:

stupih:

my hero

This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel. 

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me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?

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georginadoeshalloween:

Signs a Guy Doesn’t Like You - By andrewquo

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copulated:

kidzbopofficial:

HILAROUS & INAPPROPRIATE COMICS

i once had an innocent mind.. then i saw number 6..

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fyspringfield:

Treehouse of Horror 

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trixyfaerie:

jshillingford:

Stunning photography by Margarita Kareva. See more here.

Oh my! 😍

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roguesareth:

brokehorrorfan:

Happy National Coffee Day!

ghoulb0nes

princecanary:

Kind Anon, thank you so much. You are too kind. Sadly I suck at taking selfies, even ask john he knows how bad I am at taking pics of myself. Maybe one day he will teach me how to properly take a selfie.. but for now.. I remain a derp. 

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

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