What are you watching?

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clintparton:

Hawkeye #13

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mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

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Legally Blonde (2001)

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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

image

it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

the-doctor-dean-in-221b:

what if Jesus had a middle name

and it was something really lame, like Harold.

"JESUS HAROLD CHRIST. COME HERE THIS INSTANT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM."

"But MOOOMMM I’m healing a blind man!"

"DON’T MAKE ME GET YOUR FATHER"

"Which one?"

(via sniffing)

Conan O’Brien’s “Orange is the New Black” cold opening (x)

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via humorstop)

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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thebigbangtheorists:

Jim Parsons is the cutest cuddly toy on earth and feels terrible when he drops buckets of ice cold water on people, even if it’s for charity. (◡‿◡✿)

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