sometimes i just wish you could rip memories of someone out of your brain and throw them in the trash where they belong
It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while
This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel.
Kind Anon, thank you so much. You are too kind. Sadly I suck at taking selfies, even ask john he knows how bad I am at taking pics of myself. Maybe one day he will teach me how to properly take a selfie.. but for now.. I remain a derp.
PSA to the Michigan GOP.
both the post and the tags are A+
We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”